Doggy Water Song

Everybody loves
The doggy water song
It’s better than fudge
It’s larger than King Kong

Somebody loves
The doggy water song
It’s smoother than silk
It’s funner than Ping Pong

Nobody loves
The doggy water song
It’s lighter than love
It’s louder than a gong

Everybody loves
The doggy water song
It’s tighter than lips
It’s righter than wrong

Somebody loves
The doggy water song
It’s softer than rain
It’s mightily strong

Nobody loves
The doggy water song
It’s sharper than tack
It’s shorter than long

Where can we find
The water for our doggy
When can we drink
Our soul needs restoring

Who can we say
Will provide a new beginning
Why is it that
I can’t see the ending

Breakfast Bark

Oh have you heard
My breakfast bark
It’s like a grenade
That hit Noah’s ark

Oh have you seen
Your breakfast bark
It’s like lemonade
Walking in the park

Oh have you read
Bout the breakfast bark
It’s like a parade
Of marauding sharks

Oh have you felt
Vibes of the breakfast bark
It’s like a brigade
Of meadow larks